Постер библейской комедии

> “Movie poster for a biblical comedy series ‘Don’t Bring Her, Lord!’ Central figure: Adam sitting on grass, facepalming, broken iPhone beside him. To his right: Eve posing like an influencer, holding smartphone and purple hairdryer, hair blowing dramatically. Behind them: God standing on cloud, laughing, holding tablet with text ‘Eden Update v1.1’. Bottom corner: serpent wearing VR glasses, streaming on Twitch. Background: Eden garden with modern twists — Wi-Fi router on tree, power socket in rock, apple with Apple logo. Bold red title at top: ‘НЕ ПРИВЕДИ, ГОСПОДИ!’ Subtitle below: ‘When God gave you everything… but forgot the manual.’ Style: vibrant 3D animation, Pixar meets meme culture, cinematic lighting, humorous tone, 8k.”

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